Techno Hippie
{ My artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity }
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clyde-wuts:

YESSS LITTLE MAC YOU DID IT MY BOY

Doc must be so proud right now.

priest-of-rage:

yellowfangofstarclan:

the-kiku-honda-civic:

imnotagemini:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

rebellioustroll:

kirukiru:

又把舊東西拿出來曬(爆笑

oh my heart this is too cute

map omg

Pretty sure backpack is a girl, canonically.

I bet Map could find his way into my bed.

Is no one going to talk about Swiper’s fine ass?

Oh no I’m attracted to swiper and the map

katribou:

I’m fond of how Ness arrives on scene in smash bros via teleport…

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

deanwinchesterinmyheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

taxideataxus:

soundgoodizer:

yungdissy:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

i live in california and it aint that bad lmao

Death, Brandy.

IN California, can confirm that today was a good day and only reached 100F

I have a theory that everybody in Calfornia has been exposed to extreme heat for so long that they’ve forgotten what reasonable weather is like

idk 100’s not that bad? 110 is where you get to the “NOPE” places… but 100 isn’t THAT bad.

AS A CALIFORNIAN I CONFIRM ITS TOUGH AND STICKY BUT NOT THE WORST AMEN

j0ye:

OKAY SO I’M GONNA DROP A STORY ON Y’ALL 

MY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT I’M PRETTY UNIQUE LOOKING

I HAVE A GNARLY UNDERCUT, A SHORT HAIRCUT, AND AS OF YESTERDAY MY HAIR IS BRIGHT PURPLE, AND I TEND TO WEAR CLOTHES OF THE ALL-BLACK-SHORT-SKIRTS-THIGH-HIGHS-INTIMIDATING-HEAD-BITCH-IN-CHARGE VARIETY

MY FOLLOWERS ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE A RAD LITTLE THREE-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED OLIVER WHO IS MY WORLD

ONE DAY, OLIVER AND I WERE AT THE STORE, AND WE WERE WALKING PAST THE CEREAL, SINGING A SONG TOGETHER AND OVERALL JUST BEING CUTE BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING ADORABLE, AND THIS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WAS WALKING THE OTHER WAY WITH HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER. I’M USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I WAS ROCKING BLUE HAIR AND A OUIJA BOARD SHIRT AND A HELLA CUTE VELVET MINISKIRT THIS SPECIFIC DAY, SO I IGNORED HER GLARING AT ME AND CONTINUED ON LOOKING AT THE PANDA PUFFS

THEN I STARTED HEARING HER MUTTER UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT ME, SAYING STUFF LIKE, “Irresponsible teen mom couldn’t keep her legs closed” AND, “Her son is going to be so messed up because she has absolutely no self-respect”

NORMALLY I JUST LET IT GO, BUT THAT DAY OLIVER AND I WERE SINGING THE SHINS SO I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND FELT CONFIDENT, SO I STOPPED MY CART AND SAID, “Excuse me, did you say something?”. SHE KINDA STARTED BLUSHING AND SAID NO, TO WHICH I REPLIED, “Well, it seems you kinda did say something. Something about me being irresponsible and not having respect for myself?” AND THIS WOMAN WAS BRIGHT RED AT THIS AND HER HUSBAND WAS JUST TRYNA HURRY HER ALONG AT THAT POINT BUT I HELLA WAS NOT GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH SHIT TALKING ME SO I SAID, “You know, I do respect myself. I have my hair like this because I respect myself enough to do it and have the confidence to pull it off, and I dress like this because I respect the fact that I have killer legs that I don’t want to hide just because some old crows glare at me over it. My self-respect has nothing to do with my parenting ability, but if it did, I’d say it’s been a positive correlation because my son is respectful of everyone and doesn’t judge people based on their appearances. He knows that people look how they do because that’s just how they want to look, and that’s how all three-year-olds are until they get to the age where they see the fact that their parents are scowling at a girl who has bright hair, or a boy who wears a skirt, and that’s the age where they become insufferable assholes like you.” AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS WOMAN’S JAW DROPPED FASTER THAN THE TRIX BOX SHE WAS HOLDING AS I FUCKIN SASHAYED OUT WITH MY PANDA PUFFS AND CARRIED ON SINGING~*~*~

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

abiding-rebel:

OH MY FUCKING GOd

gashi45:

Thank you SSB4 and Megaman!

latiox:

recent leak of a picture of Mega Wailord

thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

faeriefountain:

i love how oot is all like “the master sword is a holy blade that evil cannot touch. but wow check it out this bigass fucking goron made a better one”