Techno Hippie
{ My artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity }
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kuroyukihime-sacchan:

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neorice:

Looks like we got some Shulk in smash 

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

slumbermancer:

THE  DOCTOR  IS  IN

YOUR  BRAIN  AGE  IS  DEATH

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

supersavajin:

Ooh Sakurai.

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

kirukiru:

you don’t know some of these words…

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo